– A Saga in (Not?) Destroying a Generation –
In the beginning, there was nothing, then there was things, then there was earth, then there was children.
Now we are constantly at war.
But there is salvation at last, we can finally sedate our children without drugs, or worry of advanced propaganda techniques coming through our television and computer screens.
That salvation is fidget toys.
Chapter 1 : How kids were dealt with before Fidget Toys
Can you tell me something about fidget toys before these offensive videos make me leave
Sure, fidget toys are also popularly known as desk toys. The reason for this is people often become restless and distracted while working at their desk. The idea is that a fidget toy acts as a restless energy device for the person, allowing them to release some of that built up restless energy and concentrate on their work more efficiently.
So will Fidget Toys help my Kids Concentrate?
The more popular fidget spinner and fidget cube are bizarrely easy to play with, consciously as well as unconsciously. A study done in 2006 showed that the use of a STRESS BALL helped improve the concentration over a 7-week study of 29 sixth-grade students. This in turned improved their writing.
What kind of fidget toys are there?
A lot of fidget toys suck shit. But there are also a lot of cool ones.
1. Fidget Spinner
The new age classic
Fidget Spinners have already taken over the world, there was already a scandal in Russia over the worry of MASS POPULACE HYPNOTISM using FIDGET SPINNERS.
Kids everywhere have these things, they are all over schools, in every goddamn backpack. But not all new things have to be bad.
Old fidget toys
Fidget Spinners are the first fidget toy of the future to reach cult status. Their simplicity, size, and addicting “pull” feeling when rotating the fidget spinner in your hands, balance, and/or trying to throw it and catch it again still spinning are all tremendously addicting.
Fidget Spinner tricks performed by grown men
There are a lot of nuances and subtleties in fidget spinners, and as ridiculous as it is to hear, it’s true. Our office one has Stimpy on it.
2. Fidget Cube
The Fidget Cube is the second most popular modern fidget toy there currently is. While definitely still easy to fidget with, they are not as skill based as the fidget spinners are (or the upcoming Begleri). Nonetheless fidget cubes are a blast for how simple they are.
Our office fidget cube
There are tons of begleri tricks
Begleri or thumb chucks are probably the most skill based fidget toy there is right now. It’s a fidget toy that happens to build a great deal of spatial dexterity. With the amount of tricks you can perform and create, as well as how easily it fits in your pocket or on your desk, it’s an easy go to fidget toy.
4. Fidget Controller
The Fidget Controller, for those who prefer more a controller style fidget toy over a fidget cube. Many people are fans of this one due to both its ergonomics as well as how well it fits in the pants pocket compared to the classic fidget cube.
Look into my buttons
Are Fidget Toys and Old thing…or New thing??